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@mike_cpa

NYC

"The AI told me I look like a divorced accountant. I actually AM one, but I changed my glasses and bio. Got 3 dates this week. Hurts but works."

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@sarah_j

London

"Brutal. It spotted my ex in the reflection of my sunglasses in photo #3. I didn't even notice that. Worth every penny just for that catch."

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@dave_lifts

LA

"Deleted my gym selfies after DeepRoast called me a 'protein shake personality'. My matches actually doubled. I feel attacked but happy."

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@emily_cats

Berlin

"It called me the 'Final Boss of Spinsters' because I had 4 photos with my cat. Replaced them with travel pics and finally got a date."

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@alex_eth

Dubai

"Thought my suit photo was fire. AI said I look like I'm trying to sell a pyramid scheme. Changed to casual clothes and it worked."

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@justin_95

Toronto

"It roasted my bio for saying 'Just ask'. Said I have zero initiative. Wrote a real bio and stopped getting ghosted."

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FAQ

❓ Is this a real person roasting me?

No, it's GPT-4o Vision AI. It's smarter than a person and doesn't care about your feelings.

❓ Do you keep my photos?

No. We process them and delete them automatically after 30 days. We don't want your nudes.

❓ Is it worth $5?

You spend $5 on coffee that lasts 10 minutes. This could save you years of being single. Do the math.